Song of the Printerer Redux


#81

There is no Dana, only Spool.


#82

This thread or its predecessors has been going on now for what, a decade?


#83

You know what they say, old printerers never die, the queue just gets cleared.

Printering was first spotted on Friday, December 5, 2003 at 9:58 a.m. by KPRoid.


#84

Ooooh, nice… so it’ll keep on printering till the end of time…


#85

Veni, vidi, printereri


#86

I think we did this one before, but why not.

This is the thread that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends
Some people started printerering it, not knowing what it was,
And they’ll keep printerering it forever, just because

This is the thread that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends
Some people started printerering it, not knowing what it was,
And they’ll keep printerering it forever, just because

. . . .


#87

No, I used that one, substituting “drama” for “song”.


#88

Printerer, this damned piece of $hit printerer…
What kinds of kids use this printerer?
Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with Internet locks
use this printerer, this damned piece of $hit printerer…


#89

I am Daniel

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
printerers

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
printerers.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
printerers.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like printerers.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you use them
in a box?
Would you use them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not use them here or there.
I would not use them anywhere.
I would not use printerers.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
use them! use them!
Here they are.

I woould not,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like printerers.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not use them with a mouse
I will not use them in a house.
I will not use them here or there.
I will not use them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not use them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
printerers?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not use them in the rain.
I will not use them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not use them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
printerers!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
ANd you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like printerers!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would use them in a boat!
And I would use them with a goat…
And I will use them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so goodm so goodm you see!

So I will use them in a box.
And I will use them with a fox.
And I will use them in a house.
And I will use them with a mouse.
And I will use them here and there.
Say! I will use them ANHYWHERE!

I do so like
printerers!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am


#90

Check out the second image.


We have made the big time.


#91


#92

Geez, I never even thought about doing a creenshot. Thanks @Ook.


#93

No problem. I was a bit like wtf when I arrived there and was looking for the second image… then decided to do a screenshot for the others lest they should get frustrated :smile:


#94

Apparently printering is a term of art for 3-d printers.


#95

But can it printerer a dildo?


#96

It certainly can: https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/8914634/The_3D_dildo


#97

Careful with torrents, there’s a lot of fake ones through that “new” Pirate Bay site. And some of them are carrying some strange software.

Imagine my surprise when I got a take-down notice from the cable company, for a file that was supposedly downloaded through that site. The file is actually one of the tracks for a digital album of music I purchased through Amazon, four months beforehand.

And I’ve gotten three more notices, for the same file, each one for a different date.


#98

Lusers will be lusers, and printerers will be printerers, but tonerer is still tonerer…


#99

Oh dear gods. What happened?


#100

Lemme quess - printerer ran out of tonerer and some bright spark got the idea of transferring tonerer from the waste collecting unit to the tonerer cartridgerer… :laughing: