Song of the Printerer Redux


#61

New book coming out from Michael Crichton :

Printerer Park


#62

As long as no one leaves the printerer out in the rain we’re fine.


#63

Tonerers now contains meth. Printerers, rejoice!


#64

Printerer, we need to cook.


#65

Oh, no. Now I’ll have to print to the ordinary printerers.


#66

The von Trapp Family Singers:

Printerer, a printerer, a female printerer…


#67

The tonerer: An unexpected printering
The tonerer: The desolation of the serverer
The tonerer: Battle of the five printerer vendors

The lord of the tonerer: The fellowship of the printerer
The lord of the tonerer: The two fuserers
The lord of the tonerer: The return of the service technician


#68

Excellent!


#69

Episode 1 : The Serverer Menace
Episode 2 : Attack of the Clone Printerers
Episode 3 : Revenge of the Tonerer

Episode 4 : A New Printerer
Episode 5 : The Paperer Jam Strikes Back
Episode 6 : Return of the Melted Transparency


#70

Episode 7: The Printerer Awakens


#71

O printerer, O printerer
So dodgy is your fuserer.
O printerer, O printerer,
Much angst you cause your lusers.

And for each job they do submit,
Your network card gives not one sh!t.

O printerer, O printerer
So crappy are your rollerers.


#72

From the Shirley Temple does IT for Christmas album:

I want a printerer for Christmas
Only a printerer will do
Don’t want a doll
No dinky tinker toy
I want a printerer to play with and enjoy

I want a printerer for Christmas
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use
A dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That’s the easy thing to do


#73

Printerer Max: Have fun printerin’ da castle.
Valerie: Think it’ll work?
Printerer Max: It would take a printerer.


#74

We are the Knights who say “Ni!” and we demand… a printerer! Not an expensive one, but a nice one.

We are no longer the Knights who say “Ni!”. We are now the Knights who say… “Ecky-ecky-ecky REPLACE K TONER”.


#75

If Printerer.newYear
Then Invoke Printerer.expensiveRepair


#76

I’m all about the print, printerers. No inkjets.
I’m all about the print, printerers. No inkjets.
I’m all about the print, printerers. No inkjets.
I’m all about the print, printerers. No inkjets.

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(I really want to give this the full printering treatment, but that will do for now.)


#77

[to the tune of Disney’s “Frozen”]

Let it groan, let it groan
Can’t keep it lubed any more!
Let it groan, let it groan
Add fresh tonerer, slam the door!
I don’t care what the lusers say.
Let the Printerer rage on.
The queue never bothered me anyway.


#78

Excellent! :smiley:


#79

I can’t recall a Ghostbusters / Printerer cross-over. What can people come up with?

  • He tonerered me!
  • Don’t crossfeed the paper trays! OK? Just don’t!
  • Yes, your honour. That printerer has no tonerer.
  • “Do you want this printerer?” / “Is that a trick question?”
  • The light is green, the queue is clean.

#80

Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a printerer, you say YES!
Let’s show this prehistoric printerer how we do things downtown!
We came, we saw, we kicked its tonerer!