Oh my old man’s a Printerer,
He has a paper tray,
He wears a cor blimey asset tag
And his power cable’s frayed.
One day as he was printering
He halted a user’s queue,
It wasn’t long before said luser came down
With paper reams, times two.
“What do you think you’re playing at?” he said
As the luser raised all hell,
“If you want your job to be printered
I’ll need some tonerer, please, as well!”