Song of the Printerer Redux


The Hobbit : The Desolation of Printerer


Lord Foul’s Printerer


Star Printerer : To boldly printerer where no man has printered before.


You want the printerer? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE PRINTERER!


In a hole in the ground there lived a printerer. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole filled with the end of worms, nor a dry, bare sandy one, it was a printerer hole, and that means tonerer.


No one can be told exactly what the Printerer is. You have to see it for yourself.


In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street
and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark office,
and in the dark, dark office there were some dark, dark stairs
and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cubicle,
and in the dark, dark cubicle there lived… a printerer!


Some popular trading card games.

Printerer: the Gathering
Legend of the Five Printerers
Pokemon (Gotta printerer 'em all)
Warlord: Saga of the Printerer
A Game of Printerers


Fighting with the Gamilons,
we won’t stop until we’ve won.
If we can win, the Earth will survive.
We’ll keep peace alive
our Starprinterers.


In brightest day
In blackest night
Let no printerer evade my sight
Let all who worship printerer’s might
Fear my power, Green Lantern’s light


The Printerer of the Baskervilles


The Printerer went down to Georgia, it was looking for a soul to steal,
It was in a bind ‘cause it was way behind, and it was willing to make a deal.
It came upon a BOFH sawin’ on a fuser and playin’ it hot
And the Printerer jumped up on a paper stack and said “Boy lemme tell you what:”

"I bet you didn’t know it but I’m a fuser player too,
And if you’d care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with yew.
Now you play a pretty good fuser, boy, but give the Printerer his due,
I’ll bet a fuser of gold against your soul to think I’m better than you.

The boy said “I’m the Admin, and it might be a sin,
But I’ll take your bet, and you’re gonna regret 'cause I’m the best there’s ever been!”


My dear fellow, don’t just let us hang in suspense, but do go on with your tale.


Well, if you insist… :smiley:

The Printerer opened its top door and said "I’ll start this show."
And fire flew from its pickup rollers as it checked its toner flow.
And it pulled the paper across the drum and it made an evil hiss,
And a band of lusers joined in and complained about all the jobs missed.

When the Printerer finished, Admin said “Well you’re purdy good, ol’ son,
But migrate your queue to that IP right there and let me show you how it’s done!”

“Fire in the print server!” Run, jobs, run!
The Printerer’s in the cube of the rising sun;
Paper’s in the paper tray gatherin’ negative charge,
Admin’s back with a vengeance, and it’s no holds barred!

The Printerer closed its tray because it knew it had been beat,
And it laid that golden fuser in his cube, at Admin’s feet.
Admin said “Printerer, you just come on back now if you ever wanna try again,
'Cause I’ve told you once, you son of George, I’m the best there’s ever been!”


Well done… golden fuser, HA!


O, well done! I commend your pains,
And everyone shall share i’ the gains.
And now about the printerers get,
But NEVER use it on OUR net.
Tonerer is scarce put in.


The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.


Well, I did have a little bit of inspiration from good ol’ Charlie Daniels:wink:


Oh yes, I’m quite familiar. That came out just before I moved from Atlanta to Houston, so it is safe to say that I’ve heard it a few times.


“I must not printerer.
Printerer is the mind-killer.
Printerer is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my printerer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the Printerer has gone there will be nothing…only I will remain”