Song of the Printerer Redux


#201

I was leaning against the phone lines and had my other arm on the mainframe when a call went through one of the connections I was leaning on. It was enough to make me jump a few times and almost fall.

Didn’t knock me across the room or anything, but it felt like my heart missed a beat or two.


#202

+1 for being zapped by phone punch downs.


#203

I got some nice sparks off my old PBX, but never really got zapped by it. Mostly when pulling or cutting old cross connect cable out.


#204

I was leaning with !y entire forearm crossing multiple lines. I suppose in theory it could have killed me if it hit my head just right. I’m the left arm, across the chest and out my right


#205

On-Call (on The Register) is doing a printerer eppysode

Grabbit while it’s hot! And be sure to visit the comments! Lots of printerer goodness.


#206

With apologies to Tom Jameson and rest of The Jamies

It’s printerers printerers print print printerers
Printerers printerers print print printerers
Printerers printerers print print printerers
Printerers printerers print print printerers
Printerers!

Documents got thrown away
Say hello to dull work days
Who reads this crap anyways?
It’s printerers!

No more browser history
To re-find pornography
It’s all network geometry
Because its printerers!

You’ll want to head straight for the hills
But you must stay to pay the bills
Oh, it will be such a ball
Only have one queue for all

Are you printing or are you ain’t
Slow networks are just one complaint
Adding paper is not quaint
It’s printerers!

Things get so crazy you could flip
Just grab your coffee, have a sip
Don’t punch your boss right in the lip
Because of printerers!

You’ll want to head straight for the hills
But you must stay to pay the bills
Oh, it will be such a ball
Only have one queue for all

You’ll add toner every day
And fuser oil once in May
If the boss complains then just say
“It’s printerers!”

And every night you’ll have to dance
To wipe the toner off your pants
The job will put you in a trance
Because of printerers!

You’ll want to head straight for the bills
But you must stay to pay the bills
Oh, it will be such a ball
Only have one queue for all

It’s printerers!

It’s printerers printerers print print printerers
Printerers printerers print print printerers
Printerers printerers print print printerers
Printerers printerers print print printerers
Printerers!

It’s printerers!