Rat in love...what should I do? Hump her leg?

I’ve been without troubleshooting since 2010, no wifey since 2012, a woman likes me but I’m still lost me, cause she wears no shoes, what should I do?

I’m still blogging and listening to Harry Nilsson Without You, that’s still fine right?

I worked for Walmart for about 3 weeks, which made me feel icky…

If you love someone, hump his leg. If he stays, keep him. If he goes, it was never meant to be.

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Um, Harry Nilsson is dead, would not have a “her leg”, and if he was still alive would still be married.

But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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You felt ‘icky’ but did you feel dirty and naughty? If not, then working for Wally-World didn’t happen! :smiley:

I agree with TF, get all humpy-hump on her leg–if she runs, chase her down and humpy-hump her leg some more but don’t enjoy it. If she goes ‘tee-hee’, humpy-hump the leg with glee!


There is no icky or naughty at Walmart. Only Zuul.