Agreed. It could become viral and we’ll all be laughing with you.
Why am I thinking of Greebo?
Greebo would never allow himself to be brushed except by Granny.
Tom (our resident feline goon) would get patches on his back from his winter coat. Now we keep up with his brushing and he doesn’t really mat anymore. He gets a quick brush maybe once a month. But when he was matting I would use a pair of sharp scissors and either cut the mat in half and comb it out or if it was a big one, just try and cut as close as I could.
Thought he was Nanny Ogg’s?
Stoopid auto correct…
In all fairness, Granny tended to supercede trivial details of ownership in her vicinity.