Hi! I am new here! My name is Suicidal Rat. I use to hang out at this other board but the people there kept moving the funting site and not telling me. I do miss those guys, wonder whatever happened to them!?
Anyways, I use to work in IT for a casino in the middle of a corn field in Indiana but decided that was too much fun so I dropped out of life, became a beach bum in Fargo, North Dakota but decided that icicles up the butt hurt, so I moved back home to Butte, Montana where I run a night club for gay leprechauns called Wha?
I like long walks in the park at night while wearing a ski mask and carrying a crowbar.
I hope to get to know each of you “personally” hint, hint, nudge nudge!!
P.S. Why dinosaur smiling, does he have gas? I usually smile after gas release!
Your friend, Suicidal Rat
Ratty! It’s been a long time. Glad to see you again. Now people will take me seriously when I tell them not to step on the rat.
Yay!! Too long!! I’ve been trying to become an Internet Super Star!! Really close!! (changed my name to Patricia Grover and uh…we won’t go into any more details!!)
Glad you made it, Rat…I was getting hungry!
Welcome to the new CoG. It’s just like the old CoG, but better.
Oh man it’s that one crazy guy! I DIG HIM AND HIS ANTICS!
Welcome back Ratty - you’ve been missed.
( … adjusts sights on rifle …)
Crap, just as I was feeling comfortable enough to take off the leg guards. What the hell you been up to?
Welcome back Ratty! Long time no leg hump.
Hi. I’m new here too. I used to have an account, but apparently got purged. /sad panda/
It’s our former landlord! This forum seems to be drawing out a bunch of long missed members.
Yes, but your aim will improve with practice.
ZOMG it’s @OzBob!
LOOK I MADE A WEB SITE! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME
Holy heck! Both Ratty and OzBob within a day of each other! This must be a sign of some sort.
Wow. Ratty and Bob in the same thread. Next you’ll tell me that Dre and SiliconCactus are back.
What’s up, guys?
Uhoh, @Severine, hide your shoes - Ratty’s back!
Welcome back, Ratty - I was thinking about you while writing a warning post just the other day!
Hi everybody!!! I’ve been up to lots!! Got banned in Miami for uh, stuff. I’ ran away from Indiana back to Montana to find myself!! (Yes, that does mean what you think it means!! YAY!!! ) and just been staying alive!!!
God, I’ve missed you guys! No, not a lot, just enough to come back!!
I am wild and crazy guy!!! And youz makes guud websitez!! Keepz it up!! Teehee!!!