A Thread for Jokes


#202

If you’re glib with your tongue and you’re married to Chung, that’s a Maury.


#203

Spider Robinson worked a whole pun contest into one of his books… I mean, more than usual for him… and there was a whole long “That’s Amore” song contest.


#204

When you put tuna fish with white sauce in a dish, that’s a mornay


#205

Somebody found this old advert somewhere.


#206

I’ve seen pictures of that for dogs. Still doesn’t deal with the valid issue that dogs, goats, children, octopodes, etc. all have sensitive eyes. And getting most of them to wear goggles is a real pain.


#207

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!


#208

The Prime Minister.

She is both the joke and the punchline!


#209

Same with our President.


#210

Trumpmenistan. Borat be visiting soon.


#211

Very nice! High five!