2018 resolutions


#1

I resolve to be a less considerate lover and look after my own needs first.


#2

On a similar note, I think this year I will resolve to take vacations earlier in the year and stop putting them off because I’m letting other team members take them first.


#3

I resolve not to make any resolutions.

Doh!!!


#4

I resolve to actually save some money so we can do nice things this year.


#5

Drink less soda, and eat less candy.


#6

My resolution will be the same as last year’s:

I resolve not to make any resolutions.


#7

That contradicts its self…


#8

Sorry, I already broke my resolution.


#9

That was fast.


#10

That’s not what she said.


#11

That’s definitely what she said.


#12

Maybe, but as a resolution it’s worked perfectly for the last 3 years running.