2018 resolutions


I resolve to be a less considerate lover and look after my own needs first.


On a similar note, I think this year I will resolve to take vacations earlier in the year and stop putting them off because I’m letting other team members take them first.


I resolve not to make any resolutions.



I resolve to actually save some money so we can do nice things this year.


Drink less soda, and eat less candy.


My resolution will be the same as last year’s:

I resolve not to make any resolutions.


That contradicts its self…


Sorry, I already broke my resolution.


That was fast.


That’s not what she said.


That’s definitely what she said.


Maybe, but as a resolution it’s worked perfectly for the last 3 years running.